Perfect idea: we just don’t allow Hook in Hogwarts at all
Hook is no Gryffindor! Did he risk his life to keep Bae safe from Pan? Fuck no, the coward sold him out. Was he brave enough to be honest about being in love with Rumplestiltskin’s wife, no he lied and bullied rather than do the honorable thing. When SB was about to be destroyed (something Hook helped facilitate) did he try to save everyone? Nope, he ran off with the magic bean that could save everyone.
A big part of Hook’s character as a villain was his lack of magical ability. I say the fucker is a muggle or a squib.
Ok but for arguments sake, let’s say that the Sorting Hat sorts based off of the traits the person values. What house would he be in then?
Hook values cheating, gambling, selfishness, and possessiveness, what house would that be?
Hook values people that can serve his needs- usually with t&a.
I’d say Slytherin should suck it up here, you got the best colors but your house does tend to take the psychopaths which… Hook is totally a psychopath. I know he’s not clever but he is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve his ends and they let Crabb and Goyle in so the clever can’t be everything right?. You’ve dealt with Voldimort you can deal with another psychopath sorted into your house. And if not Hufflepuff’s motto is literally they will take ANYBODY…
Even without the acts of violence Hook acts entitled like Malfoy.
I tend to be sorted into Slytherin (although I think I’m more Ravenclaw, but Pottermore thinks that I’m Slyhterin and I’ve come to accept it) and I agree Hook is in our House.
He thinks he is cunning. He has ambitions that he focuses on and gets what he wants (I mean, he got Emma and I don’t even really understand that).
But he’s one of those Slytherin’s that make me sad about the house.
I’d hate for Hook to be in my house. (Slytherin)
Please also consider how Gilderoy Lockhart was Hufflepuff and how Peter Pettigrew was Gryffindor. You can be a bastard and still be in another house besides Slytherin.
But yeah, personality-wise I think Hook falls into the Slytherin category as well. Cunning, resourceful, ambitious… He certainly spends a lot of time scheming!
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
Though I can imagine that if you are easily scared, and you have a heart attack and get taken to hospital, and you go unconscious, and you wake up to a nurse waking you with a face like this:
Then the chance is likely you’ll have a second heart attack there and then. :-P Or you might think you’ve died and gone to hell.
WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY TO SEE LANA PARRILLA DO THE ICE CHALLENGE?? holy motHER OF GOD PLeasE DO IT.
Lana Parrilla doused in water is my ultimate dream
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9quhSIByvh4
You can send me money over paypal if you like. :-P
Emotions+Colours Challenge with Chinx (seastarved)+you
make me choose → anonymous asked:
merlin worried arthuror arthur worried about merlin
I went to the gynecologist today! Yay!
Well, mostly to find out more about the extreme periods I always seem to guess. The doctor thinks that I might have endometriosis, and he prescribed that I take a generic birth control that his own daughter uses.
The problem being…my mom is adamantly against birth control for some reason.
And now I have no idea what to do.
We all just in here cause we took a wrong turn going to church. Listen. What you did or didn’t do, that shit’s irrelevant now.
d e s t r o y i n g things is much easier than m a k i n g them.
everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate,
& when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black & white [x]
September 1st - Trip to Hogwarts
5.01 Arthur’s Bane Part 1 - Deleted Scene
That’s it. That’s the show.